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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, DECEMBER 23, 1915. What the Editors Say. r 'f the same number will be mailed again , six months later. The postage on each shipment will amount to be- ------o — / 1 tweei tween $1,800 and $2,000 and will be 1... .a into .1. The jury sometimes fails to convict paid the , |ocn) post offjce In • • ■ • ---- - fail. __1 ord- 1- to -...1..- order reduce the postage on cata- a man, but neighbors never E-x-1 resident Taft says the govern ( ' ,'S, this mail order house ships by Corvallis Gazette-Times. I freight to distributing zones, and the ment could save at least $4 000,000 | »umber sent to the entire nortiiwest a year by simply abolishing postmas Scarcity of blue dye may cause i be estimated from the fact "hat ters and conducting the postal depart ----- ................................................. pink overals to be substituted I for I may blue. It is hoped, however, that the i the 30,000 coming here, will not go ment on the same basis that private hero in the melodrama will still be 1 *arlher than 150 miles from Salem.— business is conducted. He suggests that deputy postmasters, selected for able to wear his red flannel shirt.— j Capital Journal. ability and efficiency and named un Eugene Guard. ------ o------ Now another gang of faddists is in der civil service regulations could and Ever notice how a man who never the field with the intention of forcing should be the real executives in each owned a foot of farm land and always still another freak idea into the postoffice, and further declares that drew a salary is the most eager to tell school rooms. This time it is thrift that would put an end to “intermin the farmers how badly they need a ''not ’ as the representative faildest able politics and actual waste" which salaried man to show them how to in Portland explained, “penuriousness now permeate the postal system and farm their farms? Eunny isn’t it?— but thrift as it has do to with conver handicap it in rendering service to < » ► sation of the body, 0$ health, of *ke 1 il lie Moreover, lie believes it is ’ Dallas Observer. mind." There are so many fads in the not fair or right to "devil" the presi- ------ o---- - ali the factional fustes, bicker- I The 'steenth attack of the Portland schools now that the pupils have no i°"Fnal~the Per*shing of the flax in- time for reading, spelling, arithmetic, mgs an I strife that always accom- < ' pane the selection of each new post- ? ha. °?i 'jovern°r Withycombe, geography, history, or anything else iart8°i>C' aW?y °* a" ^e other at- really worth while in the way of ed master. 1 he whole system is wrong, 1 kt1 ncked hy a pin by an expert, ucation, and with each of these new wasteful and needlessly disturbing. > and blown to bits like a toy balloon. fads the cost of their maintenance is in hts opinion, and he thinks the time 1 increased. I here is some hope of the has come to look for a better system, 9 —News Times. end being in sight for the matter has ------ o------ : ' un ; bnsiness rules and g I > Just when the corn crop was show arrived at a stage where the ability regulations.*—-Observer. fo P a .v the bills has been reached. ing up and hog owners beginning to At the behest of the unions a Dem feel cheerful about the outlook for the ” hen the faddist can no longer sad industry along comes those nieaslv dle the cost of their phantasmagoria ocratic Congress passed and a Dem on the public they will cease to men ocratic President signed the Seaman's little bugs, the trichinae, and knock the pork market silly. As the poet tion their dope dreams.—Oregon act, which has transferred our ships Capital Journal. from America to foreign ownership sang about the dear gazelle: "Tis and driven our flag from all the seas. ever thus,” and then some.—Capital During the week of the Pacific In The bill was a labor union measure, Journal. ternational Livestock Show at North for which the best that can be said is Quite a stir was created in Ger 1 ortland there were conducted three that it was designed to force Ameri man circles when Secretary Lansing important auction sales of pure live can ship-owners to pay higher wages demanded the recall of Captain Boy- stock. 1 wo of these were made up of than are paid on forcign-owned ves Ed and von Papen; Emperor William breeding animals of the best known sels, to submit to exactions and ex demanding to kno wthe whys and beef herds—Shorthorns and Here tortions to which their competitors wherefores. The immediate with fords—and the other of Holstein are not subject, and to yield to a la- known bortation that is at once ridiculous drawal of the attaches with a request Friesians, one of the best „„„„„ salt was was and destructive. The American ships for "safe conduct” is evidence that dairy breeds. Each of these j salt the Kaiser found out “who hit Billie successful. Susseccful in bringing fair that once carried our commerce from prices to the breeders and owners of Pacific Coast harbors to foreign ports Patterson.”—Oregon Register. these animals, successful in the dis have been sold and the Amreican flag who marries a 2x4 husband and con theories of unquenchable single tax tribution of this good blood through is no longer seen in the roadsteads of Northwestern lumbermen are great out a wide stretch of country where the world. The Seaman's act was one stantly advises him the he was wish- ers, what a valuable service would be ly encouraged over reports from the it w ill serve as the foundation of new of the worst of the administration ! ed on her providence forgets that she rendered to suffering humanity. Southern pine manufacturers that herds or will freshen up and strength measures passed by a Congress whol Cousin Tom, today we recievcd a grabbed him just in time to beat the ------ o------ orders for more than 300,000,000 feet en old ones, successful in showing the ly dominated by the insidious labor Uncle Bill, Bobby Jenkins went ' grim reaper, and that he may not feel letter from Gertrude at Mary Insti of lumber have recently been dis esteem in which good livestock is union lobby. It was enacted by Demo exactly satisfied with the deal. The tute, and one from Amos at State Ag tributed among the mills of the south held by the people of the northwest crats in return for political favors with me to town in the auto today boob who carries the peroxide belle ricultural College. Both are making and bought a new suit of clothes, by the allied governments engaged and successful in showing that the granted by, «nd other political favors and works eighteen hours a day so fine progress in their studies, but are in the European war. These manufac people have the money to buy them hoped for, from the unions, It was which he had on when he came out of that she can wear fur on her boots, eagerly looking forward to the holi the store to ride home with me. Holy turers have orders enough to keep when the right thing is offered them. closed shopism, enacted by a party smoke how he did strut! You know finds intense satisfaction in trotting days’ vacation, so they can come them busy for the next six months, It was stated that in one of these that is willing to make any sacrifice what a fat, homely slob he is, and yet his baby doll around the neighbor home for an old-time jollification. I it is estimated. There is a probability sales ninety-eight per cent of the of other people's interests and its hood. She is such a good cook that have noticed with pleasure the fine that like good luck will come to the purchase price was paid in cash and own principles to secure its political thinks himself a vertable Adonis. 1 they live on delicatessen stuff until he diction of their letters; no big words, couldn't help laughing when he wab mills of the northwest.—Telephone no credit asked and this proportion ends.—The Spectator. bled across the street in that chappy 1 passes in his checks and the insur- only those of two or three sylablcs, Register. may have obtained in the other two skin-tight suit, he looked ridiculous. , ance company setties making her a and no foreign phrases to cloud their sales. Ibis is one of the most sig Well, nature compensates for our ■ desirable catch. When we go to the meaning, just plain English, quite A Comparison That is Eloquent. Punch-boards, those seductive lit nificant facts of the year and holds shortcomings, especially in form and movies and see a slap-stick farce, we different from their letters during the 1 roar at the freaks on the screen, but last month of school. 1 think that tle gambling devices, which have within itself a most illuminating pres- Secretary McAdoo’s fanciful tabu features, by endowing us with self- been a part of the stock in trade of pect of the future of the great North lation of treasury prospects, accom conceit. We don't know how we look don't understand that the actors por- mother and 1 did not preach to them 1 tray characters in real life and that in vain last summer, and 1 believe nearly every cigar and confectionery 1 west,—Rural Spirit. panied by his grotesque suggestions to others, and it is fortunate for us, there are every-day occurances equal they will come home w ith some sense store in the country for a long time, | as our realization of personal ugli for further burdens of direct taxation, Probably never before in the his was issued November 26 and we have ness might destroy our peace of ly as ridiculous—dramatic farces that of their superiority of those of their will be conspicuous by their absence.' after January 1, 1916. District Attor tory of journalism have editorials had plenty of opportunity to study it. mind. Isn’t it funny that a fat man al would be tragedies were they less school fellows who are of the codfisf artificial in society, whose clownish ney J. E. Sibley has announced that been more widely read, which means The secretary lays special emphasis ways thinks himself an athlete, and comical. manners and drawling conversation he will give the dealers until that date by the same token, that never before upon the demanded expenditure for and fails to realize that his acquaint- Jenkins, you say you are in favor of they had acquired and shattered our to dispose of the cards on hand. have newspaper's exercised so wide national defense—which he sets at ence compare his shape with that of Commencing the _ new year, an influence. The editorial is an ex about $93,000,000—and shapes his a hog? He struts around in a suit so I the single tax proposition, and believe nerves with when they came home ---------------- „---- with ................ however, the anti-lottei^y law will be pression of the newspaper’s belief or course accordingly. Now let us sup tight-fitting that w’ould make a bolog 1 if it should be adopted it would equit- from school last spring. Amos says :----- i._j----- - invoked to phohibit their furt|jcr use sentiment. To be of any value, it pose that the last republican adminis na sausage envious and the sensation ' ably solve the vexatious problems of he is studying mechanics and is get must have behind it the paper’s repu tration had been confronted with a that he creates he attributes to ad- 1 public revenues. You are in favor of ting valuable information in the con —Itemizcr. tation for fearlessness, truth and fet similar problem on the corresponding miration instead of mirth. He feels ' land tax only, thus relieving all the struction and operation of macliienry. He is also studying soils, their inert Senator Chamberlain—our own tered incorruptibility. Without these, day. That is to say, let us suppose that the spectators must be amazed industries and labors of the burden of champion of the common peepul—is the influence of the editorial is nulli that on November 26, 1911, the year at the combination of brawn and contributing to the support of public natural chemical elements fertiliza- fathering a bill for the conscription fied before it reaches the printing before the last presidential election, beauty. When a fat woman is built institutions. Well, I don't agree with ting elements, and solvents that will of all young men between the ages of press. The newspaper’sfirst duty is to the republicans had had to provide like a spear and has a face that sug you, but you are not alone in your convert them into plant food. He will graduate at the end of the present 13 and 23 into the army, or assess on give the news. Its second duty is to for $93,000,000 of defense money— gests lemon sucking, nature always j views. I sec in the papers that certain term and says he will come home them a fine of $500. Ye Gods and comment on the news—show toward what could they have done? endows her with a firm conviction 1 philosophical dreamers are continual 'equal then, loving her dear old place far , They would paid for it out of the that she is sylph-like and very intel ly whooping up the impossible "1 little fishes, what are we coming to? what end the news is tending, wheth run iiiuiL than wi i" k . i C, to stay with rub more ever i before, Shades of Jefferson, Jackson, and all er political, educational, social or re treasury surplus—which then amount lectual looking and fondly imagines opportunity” stunt. They should fact I us - always ' _ and by his labor and affec- the other democratic saints, what is ligious, crystalize the sentiment in its ed to $129,787,574—without levying a that she has all the boys dazzled and their eyes and wake up to the f__ do his best to repay us for all the Democratic party about to do? particular community in that tenden single dollar of new taxes. They the girls envious. That she is not that this is a world wherein mankind tion that we have done for him. Now, Conscription! Do you get the mean cy, and finally, to give its own honest would have had some $36,000,000 left; monopolized by the men she thinks should secure access, upon a basis of i Tom, that will he millions of times ing of it—“a compulsory enrollment unbaised opinion. T he editor’s duty is and each day thereafter would have conclusive proof of her beauty and equality to land, to money and to better than for him to take up a course a sacred one, and he should be fully of men for military and naval service; alive to its responsibilities. His opin shown an increasing treasury balance, gracefulness. If a man is 6 feet tall transportation, which is a very differ in "journalism," to become a snide a draft.” Even king ridden England, ion on any subject should be given until a year later they would have and weighs I to pounds, he thinks ent story from the impossible single newspaper man, and leave the old in her hour of direst need, has only | only after serious study, but, when it ha<l more than $55,000,000 of surplus himself "wiry” and prides himself on tax refrain. Those fellows’ minds are folks at home to grub along alone and dared to threaten conscription. Oh, is given it should be frank and above on hand. And this result would not 1 being an adept at leapfrog and base so hard twisted in one direction that finally die of loncsomeness, as many Wiliam Jennings Bryan, save us, save board. No one else is bound to think have been produced by any legerde ball. Well, to sum it all up, Bill, Bob they become hopelessly snarled as farmer boys do. As to Gertrude, she main of book-keeping. soon as brought into action. They re us.—News Times. as the editor thinks, but the editor's Today the democrats must levy by Burns put it about right when he I mind me of a clothes line 1 got for says that after she graduates next ------o------ opinions go down in black and white more taxes because they have spent wrote: “Oh wad some power th’ gifte mother last week. Nearly all clothes spring she will come home and spend Two car loads of catalogs, number and he ought to have good grounds the money accumulated by the re gie us, to see ourselves as itlvcrs see lines develop kinks, and those puling the balance of her life to petting us. ing 30,000 will be shipped to Salem upon which to base them. Those rea publicans; and in another year they us; it wad from many a blunder free them up are apt to develop heat If she maries I must build a bungalow on the hill in the old pasture among within two months by an Eastern I sons, expressed in the editorial, make I themselves expect to be more than us, and foolish notion.” beneath their collars. The one I Mother, Sister Sue told me the bought was of unusually good quality, the maple trees, so she can skip over mail order house, to be distributed in it valuable. In fact the editorial stands I 1 $100,000,000 in the hole. The contrast to the« second and third zones, which or falls because of the reasons it sets is not only between two impressive other day of a rich old maid in the and 1 bought it because it was war where the old folks arc every hour will include a radius of 150 miles from forth showing how the editor arrived sets of figures; it is between two par city who recently married a flippant ranted not to snarl and twist. After and do her best to render happiest I young clerk in a store she owns. She moderate use it developed the very our last days on earth. Well, Tom, the city. Not only will this number of at his opinion. The "fighting editor” ies and two policies. Which is the better—the republican ' is old enough to be his mother and trait that it was guaranteed against, old boy, mother lias been crying joy catalogs be sent out in February, but is usually a man of deep thought— method of paying as you go and of (then some more, and he hasn’t sense with this difference, that, being much fully over those letters, and 1 guess laying up a surplus; or the democrat enough to come in when it rains. He heavier, its snarls ami twists were I've been sniveling too. A little while ic method of squandering all along 1 is just handsome and The old lady fell much more rigid Each time I put it ago mother laid down those letters the line and of soaking the people for : in love with his features and form and up ami took it down reminde<l me of after having read them many times. more taxes? | di<l about all the courting. Well, his Teddy Room v* It. Upon thinking the Her face was beaming and there was The war-less war tax has been prosperity simply overwhelmed him matter over it occurred to me that a peculiar light in her eyes as, quot K recommended for another year—and j so with ing from the good book, she said to 1 joy that he had to give it when taking down the line, if it were that’s only a starter.—The Astorian. 1 vent —• : in - some way, and he celebrated reeled or wound in the opposite ill me: "As ye sow so shall ye reap.” We have sown good seed in good ground, his nuptials hilariously and kept him rcction to that regularly employed carefully cultivated it and now we arc § self on a rampage for several days, to the simple operation in methodi would reaping an abundant harvest of hap FALSE REPORTS IN JOURNAL STARTED. the terror of his old wife and the dis prevent the twisting, knotting ten piness. Many thanks for your con gust of her neighbors. If he had gone dency. Upon testing it out J found gratulations, Tom. We arc, indeed, nJ -- ------ •------ back to the store as its boss all would blessed as children arc often educated p Margulis Tells of Consternation have gone well, but tanked up on that by simply reversing the reeling or winding no more kinks or twists away, instead of their parents as ours a u Spread by Misrepresentations. whiskey, "he painted the town red” would develop. Now, if some genius have been. Betel Nuts says:. Six nJ ------ o------ and landed in jail. Last week the old would only invent a method gauran- years thy son is all his mother's own (Telegram.) lady divorced him and he is now run teed to untwist the deviotrs mental to love and tend: twelve more he is How the San Francisco men who ning a taxicab for $2.00 a day. It is snarles and snares innumerable subtle thy care and then alone becomes had invested their capital in the mail the old story over again. The woman interlacing kinks in the impossible thy friend.” order liquor business were dumbfoun ded at the recent publication in the Portland Journal of the "decision” of the supreme court of Washington is told by William Margulius, who was in San Francisco at the time. "I know one man who had put every dollar he had in the world into the mail order business, and of course he expected to send a good deal into Washington,” said Mr. Margulis to day. "I was present when he was told that the Journal had published a story that the court had decided to knock out the prohibition law. He went white, but he refused to believe that it could be true. 1 know of one East No. 1 Soft Shell Walnuts, Plain Mixed, ern house that telegraphed its Cali Paper Shell Almonds, fornia representative to hurry up to GrCtcers’ Mixed, Seattle and get after the saloon or Shell Bark Hickory Nuts, 'Crystal Mixed, ders. Nobody down there knew what to make of it—I didn’t myself. And Brazil Nuts, I.X.L. Chocolates, then we found out there was nothing to the Journal’s story.” Missouri Black Nalnuts, Broken Mixed, The Journal first stated that the Imported Chestnuts. Ribbon Mixed. supreme court of Washington had > found against the legality of the French Mixed. Filberts. law’s passage and that Governor Lis I ter had caused a reconsideration. Beauty Mixed. Pecans, I-ater it reported that the court would It is a nice reflection to think and positively know that decide the state "wet.” j log! •vu AM; Now is the Time to Buy Your . -------- --- ---- $ ’XMAS CANNED GOODS! RAY & CO.’S Sanitary White Store. Royal Club Coffee, reg. 40c. per pound, 5lbs. for 3 Cans Royal Club Early June Peas for 3 Cans Royal Club Cut Stringless Beans for 3 Cans Royal Club Hominy for - - - - 3 Cans Royal Club Solid Pack Tomatos for 3 Cans Royal Club Maine Corn for - - - Tivo 1 lb pkgs. Royal Club Currants for Fancy Royal Club Seeded Raisins, per pound Fancy Sea Pori Corn, 3 cans for - Fancy Silverdale Tomatos, 3 cans for 1 can Royal Club Punkin, 1 can Royal Club Squash, 1 can Royal Club Spinach, all three for - - Golden $1.50 40c. 40c. 40c. 40c. 40c. 25c. 10c. 25c. 25c. 40c. S V CROWN FLOUR, $5.50 bbl. Uncle Silas Says. THE BEST PLACE TO BUY YOUR CHRISTMAS and New Year Presents IS AT Jenkins’ Jewelry Store We have Two Tons $ A SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OF Watches, Brace^tsJ^ingsand All Kinds of Jewelry^ von can get the finest of Jewelry here without paying a ¡fabulous price for it. Every article we sell is modestly priced and we guarantee its superior quality in material and workmanship. I-et us fill your Christmas and New Year needs, and you will never have cause to regret it. g That New Jersey women who be lieve a mummy to be her family hoo doo should read "Bunker Bean" and be cheered up. One of Andrew Carnegie's mistakes was a belief that money could change the English language. Sometimes a mna with millions has too much faith SEHEHHÍK^úSí&W in*them. Jenkins, the Reliable Jeweler. ^■aasiÄ: CHRISTMAS CANDIES and NUTS for Sale for the Holidays Schraff’s Chocolates in Fancy Boxes FRUIT PALACE < Rjemember we sell P.etail and Wholesale. <! w • «e VV* AT*-*- $